Good evening, heathans.

This is the Kurtis Corner, and I'm Cowboy Kurtis; here to show you the ropes of the internet. This long, majestic stretch of tubing comes from all corners of the great U S of A; poking out from the tiniest corners of the corners of the most loving woman's house, to the run-on sentences of this post.

First and foremost, I'll be the first to tell you that this blog will soon become a mega-million corporation to reign over the corporate corners of the U S of A. However the poise, we will soon be offering positions into our banking division. But enough of these one two skip a dews. Take a look at my colonialism corner collection!